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There’s a Sand Timer For People Who Spend Way Too Much Time In The Toilet

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By Shalini

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We all have known someone or the other who loves going to the bathroom and enjoys spending time there. They sit there somewhere from 30 to 45 minutes, scrolling their phones, reading, or doing anything that’s appropriate to do while sitting on their naked rear. They show no shame in taking up everyone’s precious time while other people are banging on the door of the bathroom out of sheer desperation. Fear no more people! This is where the toilet sand timer come for those people who just don’t come out of the bathroom.

You must have heard what a sand glass is but have you heard of a toilet sand timer? I bet not. This humorous solution comes from a problem we all face.
Most of us have that one person in our life who gets what-so-pleasure (which only they know of) while they spend their quality time, sitting all by themselves in a bathroom. Okay, I understand some people take their time by scrolling through feeds, buzzing through articles, reading between ‘ what’s new today and more to relax while they poop. But apart from these, there exist people who take more than half an hour in a bathroom. Seriously? more than 30 mins? That is no place to spend more than 30 mins. An Independent poll suggested that men spend around 23 mins and women spend around 29 mins in a bathroom. They have no shame in realizing that they are wasting precious time of their beloved, ones banging on the bathroom door out of utter agony.

There is no need to be frightened anymore, here’s why! This is the exact moment when the toilet sand timer for the people who are long-poopers, makes an entry. This product is available on Amazon, the toilet sand timer has caught the eyes of many people— although they’re unsure if this sand timer is useful, does it quicken the long-pooper up, it might work as an amazing gag present with a fine message.

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The product description of the toilet timer reads: “The Toilet Timer is for the poo-crastinator taking their sweet time. Help your loved one get back to the people they are trying to avoid.”

“This gift is a funny stocking stuffer for men, dads, and husbands, a great gag or father’s day gift, and is perfect for fathers at Christmas or as a white elephant gift or secret Santa gift,” the product description continues.

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“We’ve concocted a special new blend of unicorn magic and gravity that makes the Toilet Timer easy to set. Runs for about five minutes. Just spin to set!” the retailers write. “The Toilet Timer is more than just a subtle hint for the long-pooper in your family. Did you know that there is actually medical benefit to not lingering in the loo?”

If you find the original toilet sand timer a little bit too ordinary, there’s a Trump version of it! The picture shows a golden-locked Donald sitting on the golden toilet, using his phone.

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Mostly found in cosy corners or near a dog. A mess of thoughts, sipping coffee from a wineglass, wild hair and often lost. Dreaming about world tours and ice-creams. Buys five books a month and reads one.