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10+ Over The Top Lies People Actually Said For Their Personal Gain And Got Away With It

But a lie said for the good isn't a lie, right?


A Twitter user, Nicole Cliffe, asked her followers to do the same thing she did for her personal gain.

Nicole Cliffe

@Nicole_Cliffe

when I moved in with Steve three months into our relationship it’s because I lied and said I was getting evicted and needed a place to live when in fact I just wanted to move in

ok please tell me about your over-the-top lies for personal gain

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Nicole Cliffe

@Nicole_Cliffe

when I moved in with Steve three months into our relationship it’s because I lied and said I was getting evicted and needed a place to live when in fact I just wanted to move in

ok please tell me about your over-the-top lies for personal gain

Nicole Cliffe

@Nicole_Cliffe

my 2nd big lie was once in college I didn’t want to go to class bc it overlapped w lunch so I skipped it and told my prof I had been at an anti-war rally and “it went long” and he clasped my shoulders and said “i don’t know how any of you have the strength to attend class at all”

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People started sharing their own childhood ‘lies’, here are some of the best ones.

Nicole Cliffe

@Nicole_Cliffe

when I moved in with Steve three months into our relationship it’s because I lied and said I was getting evicted and needed a place to live when in fact I just wanted to move in

ok please tell me about your over-the-top lies for personal gain

Margaret Harvey@margaretmharv

My husband and I told our kids Barney died so we wouldn’t have to watch it anymore.

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Nicole Cliffe

@Nicole_Cliffe

when I moved in with Steve three months into our relationship it’s because I lied and said I was getting evicted and needed a place to live when in fact I just wanted to move in

ok please tell me about your over-the-top lies for personal gain

Rose@anastywoman

One of my law school professors was a notorious drunk and he called on me one day when I was totally unprepared and he was visibly drunk. I dead stared at him for a minute and then nodded and said “and that’s it” and he thought I had answered, said “yes, excellent” and carried on

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Alessa Meno@alessa_pm

Sometimes I make a reservation for two at a nice restaurant and then pretend to get stoodup. It’s usually good enough for a free wine or app

Shira Von Doom 2: Electric Doomaloo@SparklySnarkery

I lied about how many people I expected to show for my birthday dinner to Bucca di Peppo, so I could reserve the Pope Room. I bought a Pope hat and wore my goth club gear, and my friends were all freaky nuns, cardinals, etc. Best idea I’ve ever had.

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Nicole Cliffe

@Nicole_Cliffe

when I moved in with Steve three months into our relationship it’s because I lied and said I was getting evicted and needed a place to live when in fact I just wanted to move in

ok please tell me about your over-the-top lies for personal gain

Alessa Meno@alessa_pm

Sometimes I make a reservation for two at a nice restaurant and then pretend to get stoodup. It’s usually good enough for a free wine or app

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Melody Thomas@MelodyRules_

Starting a new high school & didn’t have the uniform yet so Dad wrote a note excusing me. I copied it in my handwriting, the school checked it by calling him, & it went on file to prevent against forgeries. For years if I didn’t want to do something, I just wrote myself a note 💅

Keith Spy Kerr@kdvncm

The principle of my high school gave me a key to a “supply closet” to deliver to my homeroom teacher. He seemed hesitant, considering it was only a closet of junk. I rushed to the hardware store & made a copy. My suspicions were right: I had my own master key to the school.

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Nicole Cliffe

@Nicole_Cliffe

when I moved in with Steve three months into our relationship it’s because I lied and said I was getting evicted and needed a place to live when in fact I just wanted to move in

ok please tell me about your over-the-top lies for personal gain

Alix E. Harrow@AlixEHarrow

in college i legally married, and then peacefully divorced, a platonic friend so we qualified to live off-campus.

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Nicole Cliffe

@Nicole_Cliffe

when I moved in with Steve three months into our relationship it’s because I lied and said I was getting evicted and needed a place to live when in fact I just wanted to move in

ok please tell me about your over-the-top lies for personal gain

Maggie Astor

@MaggieAstor

Not me, but after fleeing Europe during the Holocaust—in which almost his entire family died—my grandfather got a job as a banker in NY by lying that he had a college degree but the records had been lost in the war. He worked successfully as a banker for the rest of his life.

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Nicole Cliffe

@Nicole_Cliffe

when I moved in with Steve three months into our relationship it’s because I lied and said I was getting evicted and needed a place to live when in fact I just wanted to move in

ok please tell me about your over-the-top lies for personal gain

Mary @ Trusty Chucks@themarygraham

I “accidentally” texted my ex-boyfriend to reply to a date with another guy. The date nor the other guy existed. But the ploy worked, we’ve been married 12 years now, and he doesn’t need to know about my lie that saved his life. 😬😬🤦🏼‍♀️

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Nicole Cliffe

@Nicole_Cliffe

when I moved in with Steve three months into our relationship it’s because I lied and said I was getting evicted and needed a place to live when in fact I just wanted to move in

ok please tell me about your over-the-top lies for personal gain

KT Nelson@KrangTNelson

this isn’t me but a friend in college was in an accident and got amnesia (for real!) and a girl he had hooked up with once(!) showed up at the hospital and told him they were in a serious relationship and they’re married now. I think abt that one a lot

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Nicole Cliffe

@Nicole_Cliffe

when I moved in with Steve three months into our relationship it’s because I lied and said I was getting evicted and needed a place to live when in fact I just wanted to move in

ok please tell me about your over-the-top lies for personal gain

K.J. Paulo@KJPaulo777

Was a runaway street kid (didn’t look it) in NYC circa 2001. Stood street level outside a basement club. Group of 5 came up to me thinking I’m the door guy and asking if there’s a cover. Told ‘em “$10”. Got $50 on the spot & booked it before the real door guy caught on.

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Nicole Cliffe

@Nicole_Cliffe

when I moved in with Steve three months into our relationship it’s because I lied and said I was getting evicted and needed a place to live when in fact I just wanted to move in

ok please tell me about your over-the-top lies for personal gain

wikwikwak@jherques

I told my mom George Michael was a religious singer so she would take me to his concert. In my defense, he sing Faith. Gig was up when he did a laser light show of I Want Your Sex.

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Nicole Cliffe

@Nicole_Cliffe

when I moved in with Steve three months into our relationship it’s because I lied and said I was getting evicted and needed a place to live when in fact I just wanted to move in

ok please tell me about your over-the-top lies for personal gain

Maret Orliss@maretorliss

Got tired of waiting for a job offer due to bureaucratic slowness. Told the hiring person I had an offer elsewhere & needed a decision. Got my desired offer the next day &d later learned the starting salary was significantly higher due to concern I’d go to the other “job.”

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Nicole Cliffe

@Nicole_Cliffe

when I moved in with Steve three months into our relationship it’s because I lied and said I was getting evicted and needed a place to live when in fact I just wanted to move in

ok please tell me about your over-the-top lies for personal gain

Mathew Ingram

@mathewi

I got a job at a summer camp as the outdoor/nature counsellor because I said I had studied plants and wilderness survival, but I basically just made things up, including the names of all the plants we saw. So I feel like there are adults now who call everything the wrong name

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Nicole Cliffe

@Nicole_Cliffe

when I moved in with Steve three months into our relationship it’s because I lied and said I was getting evicted and needed a place to live when in fact I just wanted to move in

ok please tell me about your over-the-top lies for personal gain

Jacob Kanupp@jlkanupp

I dropped out of school in 9th grade. When it came time to apply for uni, the private school I applied to accepted home school transcripts. So my parents and I discussed arbitrary grades, I typed it up myself, and my mom signed it. Now I have 2 degrees and am getting my masters.

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Nicole Cliffe

@Nicole_Cliffe

when I moved in with Steve three months into our relationship it’s because I lied and said I was getting evicted and needed a place to live when in fact I just wanted to move in

ok please tell me about your over-the-top lies for personal gain

Justin Kimberlake@atlasblue85

when I was in 5th grade I didn’t want to write a paper on the american revolution so I just… didn’t. when the teacher handed them back I told her I didn’t get mine but definitely handed it in. she said she remembered reading it and just gave me like a 90%.

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Nicole Cliffe

@Nicole_Cliffe

when I moved in with Steve three months into our relationship it’s because I lied and said I was getting evicted and needed a place to live when in fact I just wanted to move in

ok please tell me about your over-the-top lies for personal gain

Casey Splinter@CaseySplinter

I stole money out of my siblings’ piggy banks for years because I was mad that they were older than me. Each time my mom noticed the piggy banks were low, she assumed she had forgotten allowance that week and redistributed it. Unrelated, I bought 4 American Girl dolls as a child

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Justin Kimberlake@atlasblue85

when I was in 5th grade I didn’t want to write a paper on the american revolution so I just… didn’t. when the teacher handed them back I told her I didn’t get mine but definitely handed it in. she said she remembered reading it and just gave me like a 90%.

Jo@eskimojo

In yr 9 I was woefully unprepared (lazy) for a history assignment, so handed in a yellow folder with my drama assignment in it. I spent the weekend on the history paper & took it to the teacher Monday morning, in a different yellow folder, apologising profusely for the mix up.

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Nicole Cliffe

@Nicole_Cliffe

when I moved in with Steve three months into our relationship it’s because I lied and said I was getting evicted and needed a place to live when in fact I just wanted to move in

ok please tell me about your over-the-top lies for personal gain

Rj N@rjayne_n

I once claimed Dad was a v conservative minister who wouldn’t let me date … to get away from a baritone in HS chorus who wanted to date me because my skin was beautifully pale, like a dead person’s. (He wanted to be an undertaker.)

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Nicole Cliffe

@Nicole_Cliffe

when I moved in with Steve three months into our relationship it’s because I lied and said I was getting evicted and needed a place to live when in fact I just wanted to move in

ok please tell me about your over-the-top lies for personal gain

Lesley Nneka Arimah@larimah

When I was 16, I faked a mission trip to Guatemala (paperwork and all) to my parents (both pastors) so that I could go party in Panama City, Florida, for spring break.

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Nicole Cliffe

@Nicole_Cliffe

when I moved in with Steve three months into our relationship it’s because I lied and said I was getting evicted and needed a place to live when in fact I just wanted to move in

ok please tell me about your over-the-top lies for personal gain

black stretch pants@ashleybrandt

as a small town 13 y/o hoodlum my friends & i were caught out way after curfew & i don’t know what possessed me to saunter up to the cop car & say “excuse me? have you seen an orange cat? our parents can’t know we lost her!” but it is the most self-possessed i have ever been

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Nicole Cliffe

@Nicole_Cliffe

when I moved in with Steve three months into our relationship it’s because I lied and said I was getting evicted and needed a place to live when in fact I just wanted to move in

ok please tell me about your over-the-top lies for personal gain

Kelli María Korducki

@kelkord

When I was like 16 I brought my French exchange student, Clémence, to a Tom Petty amphitheater concert and told the guards that she had just arrived that very day and it was her dream to see him. We both got in without tickets. (She had no idea who Tom Petty was.)

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